My relationship with Olivia is going to spark a REAL dialogue of race in this country and it is going to blow the Republican party wide open and let some light and air into places that haven’t seen change in far too long. So the party will love her. And YOU wanna be on the right side of history here. Trust me you do. If you don’t want to play along. If you leak Olivia’s name. If you refuse to go gently, well it only takes a few whispers of the word ‘racist’ for the feminist groups and the religious groups and even the Republican National Committee to turn up their noses at your stink. But I don’t want to do that, Mellie. I want to have you join me as a living, breathing monument to redemption and second chances in the America we all hope still exists.
Fitzgerald Grant’s EPIC READ of the century to Mellie on White Hats Back On. He read her like Microsoft Encarta ‘95. Like his name was Dr. Seuss and her life was Green Eggs and Ham.
The WHOLE READ is posted on my recap.
(via luvvdivine)
Dude bout to snap a few more kawaii ass selfies then go rob a stagecoach with that old ass revolver.
GOODNIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO
I’m so done….
NIGGA MY DASH IS TOO FUCKING TURNT TONIGHT
OMG
The man has his priorities straight.
Bringing this back for reasons.
Amen.
- 1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
- 1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
- 1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
- 2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
- EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
#Repost I’m crying. (Taken with Instagram)
This Can’t Be Life…I’m Weak.
Yessss.
LMAOOOOOOO
lmaoooo chill
This mothersday don’t give mom that bottle of perfume, give her something that says: “I’m not a woman anymore, I’m a mom”
(when you give up, giving up, put on your mom jeans)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
gotaproblemwithmyurlcomefightme:
ST’oppp
FUCK
fuckin hate all y’all
Erykah Badu Interviews Kendrick Lamar
- BADU: How do you choose chicks from backstage?
- LAMAR: How do I choose chicks from backstage?
- BADU: Yeah, what is the protocol?
- LAMAR: I try not to. [laughs] I’m too scared. Anybody who knows me knows that I’m probably the most scared person when it comes to that because I’m so caught up in the act of sex, of something going crazy, going out of my control. I’m too paranoid.
- BADU: [laughs] So you just pass?
- LAMAR: I’ve got to because I’ve seen a situation where it got totally out of hand, where something seemed so innocent, and now this person has got allegations on them. It spooked me. This was before my career really started, though—before any “Kendrick Lamar.” And that right there? It changed my whole perception about certain things. I’ll always keep that in the back of my head.
- BADU: So who is your asshole-checker?
- LAMAR: Who is my what?
- BADU: Your asshole-checker—the person in your crew or your family who let’s you know if you’re being a asshole.
- LAMAR: I have two, actually. [both laugh] But the main one is a friend of mine—a lady friend who has known me since high school. She has always been someone, since day one, who has said something whenever I’m an asshole, or also if I’m doin’ something positive—but more so when I’m out of my element.
- BADU: What’s your favorite cereal?
- LAMAR: Fruity Pebbles. When people ask for my rider, they think I’m crazy: Fruity Pebbles, baked chicken, bottle of Hennessy, and some Polo socks.
- BADU: What do you, as a man, envy about what it means to be a woman?
- LAMAR: There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…
- BADU: That’s a good perspective. Something I envy that men have is that ability to grow a goatee. I think that’d be really hot on me.
Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd doing Point-Counterpoint on Weekend Update, 17th March 1979.
seriouslyborninthewrongdecade:
Fitz post-sexpressions
Fitz’s smile at Tom and Cyrus ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ expression was priceless
The clouds are especially fluffy today!
this was priceless…. the i fucking scored over and over Cy and I haven’t got a giffy of a fuck to give look…just priceless…
Keep on Fitz…. KEEP ON.
LMAO! Cy’s face! Awesome lol!
